how about no.

cheruib:

the show (going out to get groceries. making myself a nice dinner. showering and opening the windows. being kind to myself in everything i do) Must go on

crxmes:

@crxmes

porcelain-rob0t:

if twitter existed in the pokemon universe, there would absolutely be eevee twitter accounts that post stuff like this

i made some more and you can follow my second account @poketwt for more content like this

warrior-of-the-runes:

prince-luffy:

I truly hate the word “unalive.” There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

beautiful compilation from @orc-sign-language

baybmetal:

Something about drinking cold water really hits the clitoris of the soul….

lux-vitae:

Die Flamme (The Flame) by Wilhelm Bernatzik (1902)

frontseatpocket:

get panini pressed, idiot